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Skrauteistu....

Ekki er ll vitleysan eins. N vantar mig bara skrauteistu til a hengja blinn hj mr.

Florida lawmakers consider bill banning ornamental testicles

April 28, 2008

TALLAHASSEE, Fla.-They're proudly displayed by any self-respecting bull, but dangling big metal ones on the back end of a truck could be banned in Florida.

Metal replicas of bull testicles have become trendy bumper ornaments in some parts of the Sunshine State, but state Sen. Carey Baker is campaigning to ban the orbs.

Baker acknowledged that Florida lawmakers have more pressing issues, including huge revenue shortfalls, but said the state needs to draw a line on what's obscene before more objectionable adornments appear.

State Sen. Steve Geller argued against Baker's bill.

"I find it shocking that we should be telling people that have the metallic bull testicles ... you're now going to have points on your license for this," said Geller.

Geller was in the minority. Baker's bill to fine drivers $60 for displaying the ornaments passed the Senate. It's now up to the House, but there's only a slim chance that members of that chamber would pass the measure before the session ends this coming Friday.

If it were to be passed, Gov. Charlie Crist has not indicated whether he would sign it, although he has not been too critical of this and other not-so-pressing issues.

"It's good to have some things that maybe aren't quite as serious. Got to have a little levity," the governor said.

A similar bill in Virginia, aimed at rubber trailer hitch replicas of human genitalia, died in committee this year.

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Snillingur....

g elska heimska glpamenn og essi er n rugglega me eim heimskari.

Police: Carjacker stops to ask TV news crew for directions

April 24, 2008

CLEVELAND-A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said.

The 19-year-old was arraigned Thursday on a charge of aggravated robbery and ordered held on $50,000 bond.

WOIO-TV newswoman Shannon O'Brien and photographer Eric Walls were doing a sidewalk report Monday on bank problems when the passenger in a car asked for directions to a bank. The driver signaled that he was being held at gunpoint, O'Brien told police.

The news crew called police and followed the car until officers caught up. Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said the suspect was carrying a loaded handgun.

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Fari ml t af llu....

a er ekki hgt anna en a hlja a vitleysunni Amerkananum. Dmi svo hver sjlfur.

300-pound inmate complains Ark. jail doesn't feed him well

April 28, 2008

BENTONVILLE, Ark.-An inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing the county, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu.

Broderick Lloyd Laswell says he isn't happy that he's down to 308 pounds after eight months in the Benton County jail. He has filed a federal lawsuit complaining the jail doesn't provide inmates with enough food.

According to the suit, Laswell weighed 413 pounds when he was jailed in September. Police say he and a co-defendant fatally beat and stabbed a man, then set his home on fire.

"On several occasions I have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out," Laswell wrote in his complaint. "About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again."

But Laswell then goes on to complain that he undertakes little vigorous activity.

"If we are in a small pod all day (and) do next to nothing for physical exercise, we should not lose weight," the suit says. "The only reason we lost weight in here is because we are literally being starved to death."

The suit also asks that the county be ordered to serve hot meals. The jail has served only cold food for years.

The meals, provided through Aramark Correctional Institution Services, average 3,000 calories a day, jail Capt. Hunter Petray told The Morning News of northwest Arkansas for a story Saturday.

A typical Western diet consists of 2,000 to 3,000 calories a day.

Laswell's suit was filed without a lawyer in U.S. District Court in Fayetteville.

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Ekki slmur sonur....

Heyri vital vi Mike Hammond BBC World morgun.

Hann geri etta ar sem 88 ra gamall fur hans getur ekki fari krnna einn, er hlfblindur gamli maurinn. Hann er komin heimili fyrir aldraa, fluttur burt fr vinum snum og er af eirri kynsl a ef hann tti frkvld var fari krnna og drukkin 1-2 bjrar. Samkvmt Mike vildi pabbi hans gjarnan fara hverju kvldi krnna og Mike heldur bara ekki vi ann gamla. Ekki a s gamli sitji sumbli ll kvld, heldur skir krnna fyrir flagsskap.

Mike hafi samband vi flagsjnustu ar sem fst flk til a fara me eim sem asto urfa a halda bir og ess httar. ar var ekki boi a f flagsskap krnna.

r var a hann auglsti eftir flagsskap fyrir pabba sinn psthsinu bnum. Eftir a auglsingin var birt dagblai eyddi Mike heilum degi a svara farsmann og heimasmann vegna fyrirspurna. Hann slkkti farsmanum og tk heimasmann r sambandi klukkan 5 ann daginn. Var bin a f ng.

Mike segist hafa fengi um 15 alvru umsknir, a lokum komu rr til greina. Mike fr me pabba sinn og tvo af umskjendunum krnna, sitt hvoru lagi, til a athuga hvort eir kmu til greina. J, pabba Mike lkai vel vi essa tvo og fer n krnna 1 kvld viku me syninum og skipta svo nju vinirnir hinum kvldunum milli sn.

Mr ykir hann Mike Hammond nokku gur a gera etta fyrir pabba sinn.

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mbl.is launum vi sumbli
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Starfskynning....

Kannski stefna au frama mtmlum.

a eru j til atvinnumtmlendur.

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mbl.is Ungmenni tefja umfer
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Heimskir krimmar....

g get alltaf hlegi mig mttlausa egar g les svona. trlegt hva flk getur veri vitlaust.

Man's trip through metal detector turns up drugs

April 18, 2008

DOTHAN, Ala.-A Dothan man attempting to report to his probation officer and pay some fines was re-arrested when he emptied his pockets for a metal detector at the Houston County Courthouse and laid out more than the usual coins and keys.

Two baggies full of marijuana came out, too, authorities said.

Malcom Williams, 51, tried to escape when the drugs appeared Thursday, but he was caught after a minor struggle and a failed attempt to Taser him, sheriff's officers said.

"He reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful with change, U.S. currency, keys, and the marijuana was evident in his hand," Houston County Sheriff's Capt. Antonio Gonzalez said Friday. "Every now and then you have somebody who forgets what he had in his pockets."

Sheriff's Investigator Rick Clemmons said deputies had to shackle Williams instead of handcuffing him because his arm was in a sling with a cast on it.

Williams was being held in the Houston County Jail without bond for violating his probation. He pleaded guilty to felony third-degree escape in April 2007, according to court records.

It was not immediately clear if Williams had a lawyer Friday.


Endurvinnsla....

Pot still illeagal, even if its recycled

March3, 2008

SAN JOSE, Calif.---A pot grower in nothern California is following natures rules, if not the law. Workers who were sorting items at a San Jose recycling center last week found a large trash bag full of marijuana plants.

The center collects leaves, tree limbs and other natural materials for composting, but San Jose police say the plants wont end up that way. Instead theyll be hald as evidence of a crime.

Police say the marijuana could have come from anywhere in Santa Clara County. They dont know how much of the pot in the bat was sellable.

Fannst alveg nausynlegt a skella essari frtt inn svona fyrir helgina. a er n samt hgt a vera of nttruvnn. LoL

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Eiginhagsmunasemi

Samkvmt skoanaknnunum erfylgimr vil. Einmitt, best a lta lii kjsa nna svona ef ske kynni avsnrist hugur. Wink

Bara fyndi, en vst drt spaug.

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mbl.is Danir a kjrborinu 13. nvember
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

ps....

....g svaf yfir mig morgun. Pinch

Held a a s einhver pest a ganga moggablogginu.

egar g kkti inn bloggi an blasti vi mr a Ragga nagli og Jna svfu bar yfir sig nnur gr og hin morgun.

Vona a mogginngefi ekkit einhverja yfirlsingu ess efnis a vi urfum a halda okkur fr eim bloggurum sem snt hafa einkenni svo ekki brjtist t faraldur.

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Snur....

....af v a g hef ekkert skrifa um "litla" krli lengi

g hef veri mjg samviskusm, fari me Sn til dralknis og lti gera allt sem telst nausynlegt fyrir ketti. Blusetning bin og nsta skref a lta gelda hann og rmerkja.

g pantai tma byrjun september til a lta gelda og rmerkja. Brrum mnum til mikillar skelfingar. Aallega Gsla. Honum fannst g tukt a lta taka eistun honum Sn og vorkenndi honum gurlega. Verst tti honum tilhugsunin um a Snur kmi ekki til me a sakna eirra ar sem hann hefi varla vita a hann vri me au.

Dagurinn fyrir agerina var skp venjulegur. g sumarfri annig a g gat n aldeilis dekra viSn. Um kvldi tk g matinnfr honum ar sem hann tti a fasta fr mintti. urfti ekki a taka vatni ar sem hann drekkur bara beint r krananum. Hann kvartai ekki miki yfir matarleysinu.

rann stri dagurinn upp, Snur rmlega 5 mnaa a fara fyrstu og vonandi einu agerina vinni. g mtti galvsk me hann og fkk a fara bakvi me hann. Honum leist mjg vel kannuna sem var bri sem vi lbbuum framhj en var svo fyrir vonbrigum egar hann var settur br langt fr henni. Mr var tilkynnt a g gti stt hann um klukkan fimm.

g geri r fyrir a Snur yri hlfmevitundalaus egar g kmi til a skja hann og gti bara sett hann upp rm og veri afslppun egar heim kmi. A minnsta kosti hafa kettir sem eru a koma r agerum egar g hef veri Dralknamistinni eiginlega veri mevitundalausir.

Nei takk. a tk starfsmanninn sem kom me Sn nokkrar tilraunir a koma honum bri sitt. Svo l hann me hausinn klesstan vi grindina sem lokar brinu me fulla mevitund. Honum tti svakalega gott a lta klra sr hausnum og reyndi gjrsamlega a troa honum t gegnum rimlana. Hann hafi fengi verkjalyf sem sst augunum honum. Augasteinarnir tandir.a sasta sem mr var sagt ur en g fr me hann heim var a g mtti gera r fyrir a hann borai ekki neitt br.

egar heim var komi setti g hann upp rm geri r fyrir a hann svfi vmuna r sr. Snur var ekki alveg sttur vi a vildi komast niur glf en gat a ekki hjlparlaust. egar g var bin a setja hann glfiskjgrai hann fram. Fturnir, rfan og glfi flktust miki fyrir honum. Stefnan var tekin matinn. g hafi ekki fyllt hann san kvldi ur annig a g hljp me sklina inn eldhs og fyllti hana, vi mttumst svo miri lei. Einmitt, hann borar ekki neitt br. Hefur rugglega hugsa egar g setti hann upp rm "Hva ertu a gera stelpa. g er ekki syfjaur, g er svangur." Angry

En etta var rtt a byrja. Eftir miki t fr hann a rlta um, rttara sagt staulast ar sem hann st varla lappirnar. S auvita bina nju ljsi, svona tr dpaur. g vorkenndi honum svo miki ar sem heimilisflki st og hl a gngulaginu honum a g tk hann fangi. ar lei honum greinilega gtlega og kom sr vel fyrir. Svo labbai g um og ruggai honum eins og ungabarni. Ef gst kyrr ea settist fr hann a brjtast um og vildi komast niur glf. Frekar erfiur sjklingur.

Um kvldi fr hann a hressast og vman a renna af honum. Hann lk sr, hljp um og rst klfana flki sem tti sr einskis ills von. Sem sagt heimilisflkinu. g fkk ltinn svefnfri um nttina ar sem Snur lk sr a llu sem hann komst . g var sem betur fer sumarfri.

Daginn eftir var yndislegt a horfa hann labba. Me sauma vikvmum sta og gngulagi eftir v.

San eru linir einn og hlfur mnuur. Hann er orin um 4 kl rmlega sex og hlfs mnaa, var 1250 grmm 9 vikna. annig a litla krli mitt er ekki lengur lti. Smile

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