Leita frttum mbl.is

Afneitun....

g heyri vitalstt BBC World gr lei heim r vinnunni sambandi vi essi ml. ar kom fram a ein af stunum a etta vigengist, .e. enginn virtist vita neitt fyrr en atburirnir komu fram dagsljsi og kmi flk fram og segist hafa vita a ekki vri allt lagi arna, tti rtur snar a rekja til seinni heimstyrjaldarinnar.

eim tmum var algengt a flk fri me kjaftasgur nasistana um ngranna og vini til ess a f verlaun, oft tum bara af v a a hafi horn su einhvers. Afleiing ess vri a flk skipti sr ekki af mlum annarra og vildi helst ekki ekkja ngrannana sna.

Tplega 63 r eru san Seinni heimstyrjldinni lauk og nokkrar kynslir. g er auvita ekki dmbr hvernig flk hagar sr daglegu lfi Austurrki en er efins a essi tskring s rttltanleg.

essum tti var tala eins og Amstetten mli vri einsdmi af Austurrskum slfringi. Hann reyndi a gera lti r Kampusch mlinu og nefndi ekkert konuna sem hlt dtrum snum haldi eftir skilnainn vi manninn sinn.

v mli var einhver kona margbin a kvarta vi yfirvld bjarins yfir a eitthva vri ekki lagi hj mir stlknanna og ekkert gert fyrr en hn htai a hfa ml hendur eirra sem su sr ekki fri a athuga umkvartanir snar.

Svo er g forvitinn af hverju a voru flagsmlayfirvld Amstetten fru 21 skra heimskn heimili Fritzl. Varla var a eingngu t af essum remur ttleiingum. Hva maur a halda.

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mbl.is Kanslari Austurrkis ttast orspor landsins
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Skrauteistu....

Ekki er ll vitleysan eins. N vantar mig bara skrauteistu til a hengja blinn hj mr.

Florida lawmakers consider bill banning ornamental testicles

April 28, 2008

TALLAHASSEE, Fla.-They're proudly displayed by any self-respecting bull, but dangling big metal ones on the back end of a truck could be banned in Florida.

Metal replicas of bull testicles have become trendy bumper ornaments in some parts of the Sunshine State, but state Sen. Carey Baker is campaigning to ban the orbs.

Baker acknowledged that Florida lawmakers have more pressing issues, including huge revenue shortfalls, but said the state needs to draw a line on what's obscene before more objectionable adornments appear.

State Sen. Steve Geller argued against Baker's bill.

"I find it shocking that we should be telling people that have the metallic bull testicles ... you're now going to have points on your license for this," said Geller.

Geller was in the minority. Baker's bill to fine drivers $60 for displaying the ornaments passed the Senate. It's now up to the House, but there's only a slim chance that members of that chamber would pass the measure before the session ends this coming Friday.

If it were to be passed, Gov. Charlie Crist has not indicated whether he would sign it, although he has not been too critical of this and other not-so-pressing issues.

"It's good to have some things that maybe aren't quite as serious. Got to have a little levity," the governor said.

A similar bill in Virginia, aimed at rubber trailer hitch replicas of human genitalia, died in committee this year.

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Snillingur....

g elska heimska glpamenn og essi er n rugglega me eim heimskari.

Police: Carjacker stops to ask TV news crew for directions

April 24, 2008

CLEVELAND-A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said.

The 19-year-old was arraigned Thursday on a charge of aggravated robbery and ordered held on $50,000 bond.

WOIO-TV newswoman Shannon O'Brien and photographer Eric Walls were doing a sidewalk report Monday on bank problems when the passenger in a car asked for directions to a bank. The driver signaled that he was being held at gunpoint, O'Brien told police.

The news crew called police and followed the car until officers caught up. Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said the suspect was carrying a loaded handgun.

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Fari ml t af llu....

a er ekki hgt anna en a hlja a vitleysunni Amerkananum. Dmi svo hver sjlfur.

300-pound inmate complains Ark. jail doesn't feed him well

April 28, 2008

BENTONVILLE, Ark.-An inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing the county, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu.

Broderick Lloyd Laswell says he isn't happy that he's down to 308 pounds after eight months in the Benton County jail. He has filed a federal lawsuit complaining the jail doesn't provide inmates with enough food.

According to the suit, Laswell weighed 413 pounds when he was jailed in September. Police say he and a co-defendant fatally beat and stabbed a man, then set his home on fire.

"On several occasions I have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out," Laswell wrote in his complaint. "About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again."

But Laswell then goes on to complain that he undertakes little vigorous activity.

"If we are in a small pod all day (and) do next to nothing for physical exercise, we should not lose weight," the suit says. "The only reason we lost weight in here is because we are literally being starved to death."

The suit also asks that the county be ordered to serve hot meals. The jail has served only cold food for years.

The meals, provided through Aramark Correctional Institution Services, average 3,000 calories a day, jail Capt. Hunter Petray told The Morning News of northwest Arkansas for a story Saturday.

A typical Western diet consists of 2,000 to 3,000 calories a day.

Laswell's suit was filed without a lawyer in U.S. District Court in Fayetteville.

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Ekki slmur sonur....

Heyri vital vi Mike Hammond BBC World morgun.

Hann geri etta ar sem 88 ra gamall fur hans getur ekki fari krnna einn, er hlfblindur gamli maurinn. Hann er komin heimili fyrir aldraa, fluttur burt fr vinum snum og er af eirri kynsl a ef hann tti frkvld var fari krnna og drukkin 1-2 bjrar. Samkvmt Mike vildi pabbi hans gjarnan fara hverju kvldi krnna og Mike heldur bara ekki vi ann gamla. Ekki a s gamli sitji sumbli ll kvld, heldur skir krnna fyrir flagsskap.

Mike hafi samband vi flagsjnustu ar sem fst flk til a fara me eim sem asto urfa a halda bir og ess httar. ar var ekki boi a f flagsskap krnna.

r var a hann auglsti eftir flagsskap fyrir pabba sinn psthsinu bnum. Eftir a auglsingin var birt dagblai eyddi Mike heilum degi a svara farsmann og heimasmann vegna fyrirspurna. Hann slkkti farsmanum og tk heimasmann r sambandi klukkan 5 ann daginn. Var bin a f ng.

Mike segist hafa fengi um 15 alvru umsknir, a lokum komu rr til greina. Mike fr me pabba sinn og tvo af umskjendunum krnna, sitt hvoru lagi, til a athuga hvort eir kmu til greina. J, pabba Mike lkai vel vi essa tvo og fer n krnna 1 kvld viku me syninum og skipta svo nju vinirnir hinum kvldunum milli sn.

Mr ykir hann Mike Hammond nokku gur a gera etta fyrir pabba sinn.

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mbl.is launum vi sumbli
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Af sjlfvirkum vekjara....

Ef vri ekki bi a gelda Sn hefi g fari allsnarlega me hann morgun og "snip, snip".

Best a byrja byrjuninni. laugardagsmorguninn klukkan 06:10 mtti sjlfvirki vekjarinn svi. Vakna, vakna, vakna. Hann tk tilhlaup eins og venjulega og skellti sr bringuna mr. g sneri mr hliina og tti Sn burtu. fr hann rlti, mr. Sprangai fram og aftur mjminni mr. endanum gafst hann samt upp og g gat sofna aftur. Hrra.

g fkk fri grmorgun, hann hefur lklega veri svo reyttur eftir a vakna svona gulega snemma laugardagsmorguninn.

morgun klukkan 05:30 fkk Snur kast glugganum svefnherberginu. Starrarnir voru greinilega eitthva spennandi og hann gat augljslega ekki mnt gegnum eldhsgluggann, stkk heldur upp gluggann hj mr me gurlegum ltum. Hann hefur n gert etta ur en morgun er fyrsta skipti sem g hef fari ftur og teki hann r glugganum.

g hugsai mr gott til glarinnar en mundi svo a g var bin a lta gelda ltabelginn. Andsk....!

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Starfskynning....

Kannski stefna au frama mtmlum.

a eru j til atvinnumtmlendur.

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mbl.is Ungmenni tefja umfer
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Ekkert ntt af nlinni....

g var a hlusta etta, gat ekki heyrt neitt sem benti til a hn vri a "spauga".

g og mnir sklaflagar urum fyrir barinu prttnum frttamanni fyrir mrgum rum. Hann bj til frttir um hva hverfi sem g bj og sklinn sem g var vri fullt af ltaseggjum, fyllibyttum og dpistum. essi "frttaflutningur" skemmdi mguleika margra a komast framhaldsskla utan hverfisins.

Hann "tk" vital vi dreng sem "slapp" r essum sora, v kom fram a tskriftarrgangurinn (rgangurinn minn) og fyrrverandi sklaflagar drengsins vru fyllibyttur og dpistar, a hann hefi veri heppin a sleppa fr essu l og fara njan skla. etta "vital" var birt DV. a kannaist enginn af okkur (kennurum og nemendum) vi a a hefi einhver htt sklanum etta ri og frt sig annan.

Hann fr leiktkjasal og tk vitl vi krakka sem virtust vera mestu ribbaldar. a bj enginn af essum krkkum hverfinu, hva a a vri sklanum mnum. Enginn leiktkjasalur hverfinu.

Mli endai annig a "frttamaurinn" urfti a bijast afskunar essum rgbur sjnvarpinu. g var samt mrg r eftir a heyra flk tala um hva vi hverfi vri httulegt.

a var n ekki httulegra en svo a egar g var a passa um helgar, labbai g ein heim um mija ntt n ess a urfa a hafa hyggjur af neinu.

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mbl.is Yfirlsing fr Lru marsdttur
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Heimskir krimmar....

g get alltaf hlegi mig mttlausa egar g les svona. trlegt hva flk getur veri vitlaust.

Man's trip through metal detector turns up drugs

April 18, 2008

DOTHAN, Ala.-A Dothan man attempting to report to his probation officer and pay some fines was re-arrested when he emptied his pockets for a metal detector at the Houston County Courthouse and laid out more than the usual coins and keys.

Two baggies full of marijuana came out, too, authorities said.

Malcom Williams, 51, tried to escape when the drugs appeared Thursday, but he was caught after a minor struggle and a failed attempt to Taser him, sheriff's officers said.

"He reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful with change, U.S. currency, keys, and the marijuana was evident in his hand," Houston County Sheriff's Capt. Antonio Gonzalez said Friday. "Every now and then you have somebody who forgets what he had in his pockets."

Sheriff's Investigator Rick Clemmons said deputies had to shackle Williams instead of handcuffing him because his arm was in a sling with a cast on it.

Williams was being held in the Houston County Jail without bond for violating his probation. He pleaded guilty to felony third-degree escape in April 2007, according to court records.

It was not immediately clear if Williams had a lawyer Friday.


Blessu blan....

Sumardagurinn fyrsti morgun. Veri er yndislegt og helst vonandi annig fram haust. Bjart yfir flki og nungakrleikurinn allsrandi.

g ver bara a minna flk a grta lgregluna fyrir a sinna snum strfum. a er fyrir hagsmunum okkar allra.

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